Dear Kieron,

Fuck you.

Fuck you for having a Tumblr that I follow.

Fuck you for writing character summaries that made me take a chance on Young Avengers

Fuck you for making Young Avengers so good.

Fuck you I’ve only read one issue.

Fuck you for making me seek out the rest of your work.

Fuck you for having a copy of Phonogram at the library.

Fuck you for writing Phonogram and not telling me.

Fuck you for making me walk all the way to Music Millennium to buy vinyl.

Vinyl is fucking expensive fuck you!

Fuck you for getting “Common People” stuck in my head.

Fuck you Jarvis Cocker for writing such a catchy song.

Fuck you Kieron, now I have to go find Journey Into Mystery.

Fuck you.

Sincerely,

Ry